Where Bad
Boyfriends Go
Funny notebooks for protective dads
The doorbell rings. The door opens. And there he is: the boyfriend. These are the notebooks for dads who smile politely, shake hands a little too firmly, and know a guy. Pick your city.
Pick your edition
What's inside every notebook
- 100 pages, 8.5 x 11 inch paperback
- 1/4-inch graph paper with a joke at the foot of every page
- Every city edition has its own local jokes, rules and alibi log
A few of Dad's rules
- Come to the front door and ring the bell. I'll be the one sharpening the hedge trimmers.
- I don't need to know where you're going. I already know.
- Her curfew is 22:00. Yours is whenever I say.
- Call me "Sir." Not "Dude." Never "Bro."
From the original edition. Each city has its own.
A gag gift for
- Father's Day
- Dad's birthday
- Christmas stockings
- White elephant swaps
- Any dad who owns a shovel "for the garden"